Thatcher's Children
Coach NameEthelred Team MottoMilk snatcher...
RaceUndead Rerolls3 Cheerleaders0
Team Value1720 Cash160000 Assistant Coaches0
Fan Factor7 Stadium Name (Level)10 Downing Street (3) Stadium EnhancementSecurityArea

Roster - 14 Players
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
1 David Mellor Skeleton 5 3 1 7 80.000 22
2 Janet Young Mummy 3 5 1 9 230.000 105
3 John Major III Wight 6 3 3 8 90.000 0
4 Michael Heseltine II Wight 6 3 3 8 130.000 25
5 Boris Johnson II Zombie 4 3 2 8 60.000 14
6 Meinholf Lutolf Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0
7 Douglas Hurd Ghoul 7 4 4 7 220.000 79
8 Kenneth Baker Ghoul 7 3 3 7 130.000 42
9 D'angelo Vandergaw Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0
10 Influenza Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 5
11 Cecil Parkinson II Ghoul 7 3 3 7 90.000 8
12 David "Oinker" Cameron Zombie 4 3 1 8 80.000 22
13 Maggie Thatcher Mummy 3 5 1 9 160.000 17
14 Georg Harrison Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 5

All-Time Stats
# Name GP TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- MVP
1 David Mellor 53 0 52 115 64 50 18 8 1 13 5 1 6 0 0 0 0 0 3
2 Janet Young 55 1 391 156 114 44 24 12 37 6 3 0 32 0 0 0 0 0 3
3 John Major III 7 0 30 23 6 4 3 2 0 0 0 0 14 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Michael Heseltine II 36 2 245 138 52 34 14 8 9 1 0 1 52 1 4 1 0 0 0
5 Boris Johnson II 16 0 35 76 6 24 2 4 2 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
6 Meinholf Lutolf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Douglas Hurd 46 18 84 112 10 52 1 14 2 9 1 1 1768 6 52 5 0 0 0
8 Kenneth Baker 38 5 63 78 18 42 3 14 5 6 1 1 182 2 8 5 0 1 3
9 D'angelo Vandergaw 3 0 2 9 0 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Influenza 12 0 9 48 4 18 0 5 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 Cecil Parkinson II 5 1 2 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 0 0 0 1
12 David "Oinker" Cameron 22 0 48 138 8 30 4 7 1 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4
13 Maggie Thatcher 12 0 66 31 20 14 6 2 6 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
14 Georg Harrison 6 0 2 11 1 4 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

Season Stats
# Name GP TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- MVP
1 David Mellor 8 0 12 12 9 5 3 1 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
2 Janet Young 8 1 63 10 14 8 2 2 0 0 0 0 22 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 John Major III 7 0 30 23 6 4 3 2 0 0 0 0 14 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Michael Heseltine II 8 0 70 26 20 6 6 1 5 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Boris Johnson II 8 0 27 39 3 12 1 1 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Meinholf Lutolf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Douglas Hurd 8 5 32 29 6 7 0 4 2 0 1 0 384 1 4 1 0 0 0
8 Kenneth Baker 7 0 21 12 6 8 1 3 4 2 1 0 10 0 0 1 0 0 1
9 D'angelo Vandergaw 3 0 2 9 0 4 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Influenza 8 0 8 36 4 14 0 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 Cecil Parkinson II 5 1 2 4 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 0 0 0 1
12 David "Oinker" Cameron 6 0 10 24 4 7 2 1 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13 Maggie Thatcher 8 0 44 17 18 6 4 1 6 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
14 Georg Harrison 6 0 2 11 1 4 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

Previous Players
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
5 Boris Johnson Zombie 4 3 2 7 40.000 0
5 Boris Johnson II Zombie 4 3 2 7 40.000 0
5 Bubba Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0
11 Cecil Parkinson Ghoul 6 3 3 7 90.000 12
9 Dangermouse Zombie 4 3 2 8 60.000 10
11 Francis Pym Zombie 3 3 2 8 40.000 5
15 Gaff Zombie 2 3 2 8 90.000 31
10 Geoffrey Howe Zombie 4 3 2 8 110.000 31
9 Geoffrey Howe II Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0
16 Going to lose that girl Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 2
3 John Major II Wight 5 3 3 8 160.000 42
13 Margaret Thatcher Mummy 2 5 1 9 180.000 36
9 Nigel Lawson Zombie 4 3 2 7 90.000 25
10 Nigel Lawson II Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0
6 Norman Tebbit II Ghoul 7 3 3 6 140.000 45
6 Norman Tebbit III Ghoul 7 3 2 7 100.000 7
14 Oh look Nurgle AGAIN?! Zombie 3 3 2 8 60.000 10
12 Okas Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0
11 Vasco da Gama Zombie 4 3 2 8 40.000 0

Graveyard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
4 Michael Heseltine Wight 6 3 3 8 150.000 39

Competition History
Season Division Pos GP W D L TD+ TD- Net TD Cas+ Cas- Pts
Season 5 5 - Division 3B 3 8 3 3 2 7 7 0 19 22 12
Season 4 S4 - Division 2C 10 9 0 3 6 4 14 -10 18 30 3
Season 3 S3 - Division 2C 9 9 2 0 7 7 16 -9 18 31 6
Season 2 S2 - Division 1A 10 9 1 2 6 8 16 -8 12 21 5
Season 1 S1 - Division 1A 6 9 4 1 4 7 11 -4 20 12 13
Seeder Phase 2 Group I 3 7 3 2 2 8 7 1 23 21 11
Seeder Phase 1 Group S 4 5 2 1 2 7 6 1 12 8 7
Total 56 15 12 29 48 77 -29 122 145

Played Matches
Date Season Division Home Team Vs Away Team Detail
15-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Bridgeburners Ninth 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
07-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 0 Fling the F'ing 'Fling Detail
05-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Black Company Leftovers 2 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
24-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Vandal's Vex 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
22-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Thatcher's Children 2 Vs 1 Come Jump with me Detail
15-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Potamoi Peltasts 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
06-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 1 Naggaroth Blood Hands Detail
20-12-2017 Season 5 5 - Division 3B Lonely Bear Club 0 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
04-12-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Poblenou Walkers 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
26-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 2 DakaMancers 2.0 Detail
19-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Famouse 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
13-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Diced 2 Death FC 1 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
01-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 1 Caution Biohazard Detail
27-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Local Heroes 2 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
23-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 1 Ectothermic Scutes Detail
11-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 2 The Risen Ravagers Detail
06-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 2C Windtalkers 3 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
13-09-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 3 Undermountain Wanderers Detail
12-09-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Heresy Inc. 1 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
30-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Illegal Animal Experiment 2 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
29-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 3 Vs 1 Diced 2 Death FC Detail
20-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 2 LizOrcaMen ColaGuzzlers Detail
14-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 2 Acacia Dragoons Detail
03-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Necromaniacs USA 3 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
27-07-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Toro Loco 2 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
19-07-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 2C Doggy Stylers 0 Vs 2 Thatcher's Children Detail
04-07-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Necromaniacs USA 2 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
22-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 1 Black House Detail
20-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Local Heroes 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
12-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 2 The Lifting Dead Detail
04-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 2 Vs 3 Elves of Elendil Detail
27-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 2 Vs 1 Tin Can Sailors Detail
19-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Ratsi Cola United 3 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
10-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Party Blockers 1 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
04-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 1A Princess Pain Train 2 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
18-04-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A I Licantropi 3 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
10-04-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 2 Vs 1 Personality Splitters Detail
29-03-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Warpstone Connection 3 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
23-03-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 2 Vs 0 Groggy Ice II Detail
19-03-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Pouring Rain 2 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
10-03-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Prof. Spooner's All-Stars 0 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
02-03-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 0 Frog Salad Detail
23-02-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 0 Chaotic Stormtroopers Detail
21-02-2017 Season 1 S1 - Division 1A Princess Pain Train 2 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
25-01-2017 Seeder Phase 2 Group I Toro Loco 2 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
19-01-2017 Seeder Phase 2 Group I Antons Dark Delight 0 Vs 0 Thatcher's Children Detail
13-01-2017 Seeder Phase 2 Group I HElf! 0 Vs 2 Thatcher's Children Detail
10-01-2017 Seeder Phase 2 Group I Thatcher's Children 0 Vs 3 Dulce and Decorum Detail
30-12-2016 Seeder Phase 2 Group I The Knesset Members 1 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
19-12-2016 Seeder Phase 2 Group I Thatcher's Children 2 Vs 1 The Lifting Dead Detail
13-12-2016 Seeder Phase 2 Group I Jeju Dol Hareubang 0 Vs 2 Thatcher's Children Detail
17-11-2016 Seeder Phase 1 Group S Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 1 Telscombe River Princes Detail
10-11-2016 Seeder Phase 1 Group S For Those About to Rock! 0 Vs 2 Thatcher's Children Detail
02-11-2016 Seeder Phase 1 Group S FRIGHT NIGHTERS 1 Vs 2 Thatcher's Children Detail
26-10-2016 Seeder Phase 1 Group S Task Force Mooseketeers 2 Vs 1 Thatcher's Children Detail
18-10-2016 Seeder Phase 1 Group S Thatcher's Children 1 Vs 2 Tears in Rain Detail