Thieving Unfortunates
Coach NameVaehnin Team MottoIt is funny where a bit of thievery can get you.
RaceHuman Rerolls4 Cheerleaders0
Team Value1660 Cash130000 Assistant Coaches0
Fan Factor7 Stadium Name (Level)The Bin (1) Stadium Enhancement

Roster - 15 Players
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
1 Black Eye Smiley Ogre 5 5 2 9 150.000 16
2 Jeff the Knife Blitzer 7 3 3 8 110.000 12
3 Bob Masher Blitzer 8 3 3 8 140.000 19
4 Thuds Wolfgang Blitzer 7 3 3 8 150.000 38
5 Friendly Paul Blitzer 7 3 3 8 90.000 2
6 Jim the Snitch Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 2
7 Quentin Panzermann Lineman 6 3 3 8 70.000 6
8 Heartless Rein Lineman 6 3 3 8 90.000 27
9 Clumsy George Cottonhand Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 5
10 Reginald the Drunk Lineman 6 3 3 8 70.000 6
11 Poor Stuart Poor Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 5
12 Walter the Liar Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 0
13 Little Forrest Catcher 8 2 3 8 110.000 18
14 Not So Smart Gary Catcher 8 2 3 8 70.000 0
15 Captain Barry Ballast Thrower 6 3 3 8 90.000 14

All-Time Stats
# Name GP TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- MVP
1 Black Eye Smiley 17 0 59 44 25 10 4 2 8 0 1 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Jeff the Knife 17 1 66 45 11 8 4 2 2 4 1 2 66 0 0 0 0 0 1
3 Bob Masher 17 2 74 27 17 11 3 6 4 3 0 0 72 0 0 0 0 0 1
4 Thuds Wolfgang 15 1 139 25 49 7 10 1 15 2 2 1 14 0 0 0 0 0 1
5 Friendly Paul 7 0 31 18 9 8 5 3 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Jim the Snitch 3 0 6 18 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Quentin Panzermann 15 1 20 20 10 8 2 3 1 2 0 0 8 1 4 1 0 0 0
8 Heartless Rein 16 3 67 23 17 4 3 2 4 2 0 0 90 0 0 0 0 0 2
9 Clumsy George Cottonhand 2 0 0 11 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
10 Reginald the Drunk 6 1 17 19 4 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 4 0 0 0 0
11 Poor Stuart Poor 10 0 0 18 2 9 0 3 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
12 Walter the Liar 2 0 4 12 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13 Little Forrest 13 4 17 39 7 7 1 0 3 3 0 1 128 0 0 1 0 0 0
14 Not So Smart Gary 3 0 0 5 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
15 Captain Barry Ballast 7 2 11 10 2 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 236 3 12 1 0 0 1

Season Stats
# Name GP TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- MVP
1 Black Eye Smiley 8 0 28 22 12 7 1 1 5 0 1 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Jeff the Knife 8 0 17 25 7 5 3 1 1 3 0 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Bob Masher 8 1 26 8 3 7 1 4 1 2 0 0 52 0 0 0 0 0 1
4 Thuds Wolfgang 7 0 63 11 21 4 4 1 7 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
5 Friendly Paul 7 0 31 18 9 8 5 3 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Jim the Snitch 3 0 6 18 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Quentin Panzermann 7 0 5 5 4 3 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Heartless Rein 7 0 35 8 8 1 2 0 3 1 0 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 1
9 Clumsy George Cottonhand 2 0 0 11 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
10 Reginald the Drunk 6 1 17 19 4 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 4 0 0 0 0
11 Poor Stuart Poor 7 0 0 15 2 8 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
12 Walter the Liar 2 0 4 12 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13 Little Forrest 8 1 11 23 4 6 1 0 2 3 0 1 32 0 0 0 0 0 0
14 Not So Smart Gary 3 0 0 5 0 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
15 Captain Barry Ballast 7 2 11 10 2 4 0 0 0 1 0 0 236 3 12 1 0 0 1

Previous Players
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
12 Filip the Miserable Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 0
6 Jikes the Coward Lineman 6 3 3 7 90.000 26
6 Karl Gutterbastard Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 0
12 Lieutenant Barnes Thrower 6 3 2 8 120.000 16
5 Morgan with the Bad Back Blitzer 7 3 3 8 90.000 5
9 Nimbletoes Jacky Lineman 5 3 4 8 90.000 11

Graveyard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
9 Duke the Duke Lineman 5 3 3 8 50.000 0
10 Gustaf Charming Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 5

Competition History
Season Division Pos GP W D L TD+ TD- Net TD Cas+ Cas- Pts
Season 5 5 - Division 3C 5 8 4 0 4 7 11 -4 22 23 12
Season 4 S4 - Division 5A 1 9 7 1 1 14 5 9 20 15 22
Total 17 11 1 5 21 16 5 42 38

Played Matches
Date Season Division Home Team Vs Away Team Detail
15-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Thieving Unfortunates 1 Vs 0 Bleak House Detail
09-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Band of the Dead 1 Vs 0 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
31-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Stand by tree 0 Vs 1 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
29-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Berserking Marauders 2 Vs 0 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
17-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Singing Cats 4 Vs 0 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
16-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Thieving Unfortunates 2 Vs 1 Cleavedland Browns Detail
09-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Thieving Unfortunates 2 Vs 1 Defiled Malachite's Brood Detail
24-12-2017 Season 5 5 - Division 3C Thieving Unfortunates 1 Vs 2 Tearing Up Detail
03-12-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Thieving Unfortunates 3 Vs 0 All Ogre the World Detail
27-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Potato Plays 0 Vs 1 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
18-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Thieving Unfortunates 2 Vs 1 East Mississippi Pigeons Detail
09-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Thieving Unfortunates 0 Vs 1 Cleavedland Browns Detail
04-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Winnie The Poohers 1 Vs 2 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
30-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Last Chosen 1 Vs 2 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
22-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Thieving Unfortunates 1 Vs 1 Bullsh*t Bingo Detail
12-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Xahutec Panthers 0 Vs 1 Thieving Unfortunates Detail
07-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 5A Thieving Unfortunates 2 Vs 0 Tentacle Love Detail