Nerds of Steel
Coach NameArchie Bunker Team Motto
RaceHuman Rerolls3 Cheerleaders0
Team Value1900 Cash70000 Assistant Coaches0
Fan Factor7 Stadium Name (Level)D League Stadium (1) Stadium Enhancement

Roster - 14 Players
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
1 Kill Gates Ogre 5 5 2 9 230.000 54
2 Killer Sagan Blitzer 7 3 4 7 210.000 121
3 Neil Kickass-Tyson Blitzer 7 3 3 8 110.000 9
4 Killpernekis Blitzer 7 3 2 8 110.000 13
5 Stephen Hawkilling V Blitzer 7 3 3 8 90.000 5
6 Cleve Jobs II Thrower 6 3 3 8 140.000 50
7 Walter White Death Catcher 10 2 3 8 170.000 74
8 Kill Nye II Catcher 8 3 4 8 200.000 68
9 Kill Jennings Catcher 8 2 4 8 110.000 8
10 Killbert Einstein Lineman 6 3 3 8 90.000 26
11 Gabe Newkill III Lineman 6 3 3 8 70.000 9
12 Killhouse Lineman 5 3 2 8 70.000 8
13 Marked Zuckerberg IV Lineman 6 3 3 8 70.000 6
14 Killpolean Dynamite Thrower 6 3 3 8 70.000 1

All-Time Stats
# Name GP TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- MVP
1 Kill Gates 34 0 237 87 62 21 23 2 17 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2
2 Killer Sagan 33 4 275 57 155 31 25 13 41 5 8 0 90 2 2 3 0 0 3
3 Neil Kickass-Tyson 31 2 120 117 27 28 8 8 1 6 0 0 54 1 4 2 0 0 0
4 Killpernekis 31 1 120 154 20 35 5 8 2 7 0 3 28 1 6 3 0 0 1
5 Stephen Hawkilling V 6 0 22 31 3 7 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
6 Cleve Jobs II 28 3 33 54 10 16 1 6 1 1 0 0 664 24 198 0 0 1 3
7 Walter White Death 33 21 20 119 1 24 0 6 0 3 0 0 534 1 14 10 0 0 0
8 Kill Nye II 31 17 56 83 13 18 2 2 1 2 0 1 692 5 38 16 0 1 2
9 Kill Jennings 15 2 9 57 3 22 0 6 1 2 0 0 66 0 0 3 0 0 0
10 Killbert Einstein 24 1 78 112 22 25 3 9 4 7 1 0 16 0 8 1 0 0 3
11 Gabe Newkill III 15 0 24 61 6 15 0 4 2 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
12 Killhouse 23 0 36 80 8 22 0 4 1 3 0 0 12 1 10 1 0 0 1
13 Marked Zuckerberg IV 5 0 8 11 3 5 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 0 1
14 Killpolean Dynamite 1 0 0 12 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 10 1 8 0 0 0 0

Season Stats
# Name GP TD Ta+ Ta- Inj+ Inj- KO+ KO- Cas+ Cas- Dead+ Surfs Rush Pass mPass Catch Int+ Int- MVP
1 Kill Gates 7 0 46 26 10 7 4 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Killer Sagan 7 1 59 8 49 4 8 4 8 0 1 0 16 0 0 1 0 0 1
3 Neil Kickass-Tyson 7 0 30 28 7 7 0 4 0 1 0 0 16 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Killpernekis 7 0 28 42 6 8 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Stephen Hawkilling V 6 0 22 31 3 7 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
6 Cleve Jobs II 7 0 15 13 4 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 100 6 66 0 0 0 1
7 Walter White Death 7 5 2 13 0 5 0 0 0 2 0 0 164 0 0 2 0 0 0
8 Kill Nye II 7 3 15 12 5 4 1 2 1 0 0 1 142 2 24 4 0 0 0
9 Kill Jennings 7 2 4 28 1 9 0 1 1 1 0 0 48 0 0 3 0 0 0
10 Killbert Einstein 7 0 34 39 8 3 1 0 1 2 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2
11 Gabe Newkill III 7 0 14 28 2 6 0 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
12 Killhouse 7 0 13 22 4 3 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
13 Marked Zuckerberg IV 5 0 8 11 3 5 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 6 0 0 0 1
14 Killpolean Dynamite 1 0 0 12 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 10 1 8 0 0 0 0

Previous Players
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
9 Marked Zuckerberg Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 2
13 Marked Zuckerberg III Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 0
5 Stephen Hawkilling III Blitzer 7 3 3 8 90.000 5
5 Stephen Hawkilling IV Blitzer 7 3 3 8 90.000 0

Graveyard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Value Spp Skills Injuries
6 Cleve Jobs Thrower 6 3 3 8 100.000 12
13 Dieman! Pegg Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 5
10 Gabe Newkill Lineman 6 3 3 8 70.000 19
10 Gabe Newkill II Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 0
13 Kill Jong Un II Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 0
7 Kill Nye Catcher 8 2 3 8 70.000 3
3 Stephen Hawkilling Blitzer 7 3 3 8 110.000 11
3 Stephen Hawkilling II Blitzer 7 3 2 8 130.000 22
9 Warrant Buffett Lineman 6 3 3 8 50.000 3

Competition History
Season Division Pos GP W D L TD+ TD- Net TD Cas+ Cas- Pts
Season 5 5 - Division 2B 1 7 4 2 1 11 6 5 15 13 14
Season 4 S4 - Division 3C 7 9 2 4 3 13 12 1 25 28 10
Season 3 S3 - Division 4A 3 9 6 0 3 17 13 4 25 24 18
Season 2 S2 - Division 5F 2 9 5 1 3 17 11 6 16 17 16
Total 34 17 7 10 58 42 16 81 82

Played Matches
Date Season Division Home Team Vs Away Team Detail
12-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 2B OCC & ROLL 2 Vs 0 Nerds of Steel Detail
05-02-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 2B Nerds of Steel 2 Vs 0 Särimner Feast Detail
29-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 2B Nerds of Steel 2 Vs 1 TombOfWhitestock Detail
22-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 2B Fullmoon Heretics 1 Vs 3 Nerds of Steel Detail
15-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 2B Nerds of Steel 1 Vs 1 Ratsi Cola United Detail
04-01-2018 Season 5 5 - Division 2B Poblenou Walkers 0 Vs 2 Nerds of Steel Detail
24-12-2017 Season 5 5 - Division 2B Nerds of Steel 1 Vs 1 Rotten to the Kore Detail
03-12-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Nerds of Steel 1 Vs 2 Derrping Dead Detail
24-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Nerds of Steel 2 Vs 2 L' ULTIMO DEI MIEI CANI Detail
19-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Nerds of Steel 1 Vs 2 Slaughterhouse Elves Detail
11-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Green Giants Of Metoh 1 Vs 1 Nerds of Steel Detail
06-11-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C [OCC] LiteRATure 2 Vs 2 Nerds of Steel Detail
30-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Silastic Armourfiends 2 Vs 0 Nerds of Steel Detail
22-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Nerds of Steel 1 Vs 1 Rotten to the Kore Detail
15-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Black Company Leftovers 0 Vs 2 Nerds of Steel Detail
08-10-2017 Season 4 S4 - Division 3C Buzta buzlaz 0 Vs 3 Nerds of Steel Detail
15-09-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Os Brutalus 1 Vs 2 Nerds of Steel Detail
11-09-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Nerds of Steel 3 Vs 2 Hellpit Abominations Detail
05-09-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Nerds of Steel 0 Vs 3 Jump All Stars Detail
25-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Buzta buzlaz 0 Vs 3 Nerds of Steel Detail
16-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Nerds of Steel 1 Vs 2 Weeaboos Detail
10-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A [OCC] LiteRATure 2 Vs 3 Nerds of Steel Detail
03-08-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Asteroid Blues 2 Vs 0 Nerds of Steel Detail
28-07-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Nerds of Steel 3 Vs 0 Toxic Release Inventory Detail
23-07-2017 Season 3 S3 - Division 4A Skink Shaming 1 Vs 2 Nerds of Steel Detail
30-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F Nerds of Steel 2 Vs 2 Guuma's Gloomy Gits Detail
27-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F EveraDwarfs 1 Vs 2 Nerds of Steel Detail
19-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F Bone Gobblers 2 Vs 1 Nerds of Steel Detail
08-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F Necromant Inc 0 Vs 3 Nerds of Steel Detail
05-06-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F OCC & ROLL 2 Vs 1 Nerds of Steel Detail
25-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F Nerds of Steel 3 Vs 0 Le Fleur de Lys Detail
21-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F [OCC] LiteRATure 1 Vs 3 Nerds of Steel Detail
14-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F Nerds of Steel 0 Vs 2 Khemri pick up the ball? Detail
03-05-2017 Season 2 S2 - Division 5F Nerds of Steel 2 Vs 1 The Badland all Greens Detail